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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2005|03:48 pm]
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[mood |gigglygiggly]

trustingno1 has a realization in this locked post

Firstly, I know that the whole Paula thing (and, uh, I mean the hit and run 'K?) isn't that funny, but seriously. Does anyone else just *lose* it when they hear 'Straight Up' now? My sister saw my new (!) 'Forever Your Girl' CD (I've been looking for a cheap one for ages, lol) and started singing 'Straight Up'... really badly ... but when she got to, "or am I caught in a hit and run?", we both just stared at each other and then just collapsed laughing.


Am I the last person on the face of the earth to realize she used that line in her song and how hilariously ironic that is???

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This really cracked me up... [Feb. 12th, 2005|01:24 am]
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[mood |amusedamused]

From a locked post, jenncho resists the urge to make jokes.

Paula Hates Simon's Kiss

February 9, 2005
By Neil Sean for The Express

Trying to prove his masculinity on American TV once again, Simon Cowell grabbed fellow host judge Paula Abdul and planted a smacker on her lips, which drew gasps from the audience. But Paula wasn't happy. She told my spies: "I hated the kiss! He has a rough beard and his breath reeked of a thousand fags. I did not enjoy it one bit!"


"He has a rough beard"

Yeah. It's called TERRI.
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(no subject) [Feb. 6th, 2005|08:27 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Criminal Intent... Mmm THOR!]

blackbird_fly commented on Matthew "I Wish I Could Be Like Kelly Clarkson" Miller in This Entry

My mom wasn't looking at the screen when Matthew Miller auditioned, and she was like "Who is that obnoxious woman?" I laughed. She thought he had a sex change. This guy was...amusing... to say the least. "If I was a black woman, I'd be Shakiki or Shaquana." Yo, Shakiki, don't mess with Shaniqua.
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ROFL [Jan. 25th, 2005|11:04 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]

blastwannabe has a great idea.

Ok, the weird kid singing Stevie Wonder behind the screen (Bobby?)....anyone else think he should totally have sung Invisible? Shove it in the judges face and mock the irony of the situation all at the same time. Yeah...
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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2005|08:54 am]
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[mood |sleepysleepy]

jenncho speaks of her love for guest judges in this locked post:

I'd like to thank Mark M. for his lovely contribution to the show. Why, which such constructive criticism as "God made you hot" and "I'm on the fence" I find it hard to believe why Simon hates guest judges so much. Oh thats right, BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
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Hah. [Jan. 18th, 2005|11:43 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]

Quoted from blastwannabe with permission in this locked post.

Ok, the new snazzed-up intro? Clearly someone's budget was increased. O__o What's with the big yellow peacock tail
behind the Idol-Dude though?

It's so true! I'm really not a fan of the new "updated" look.
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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2005|09:38 pm]
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This is the first post on this community.

Just wanted to introduce both myself and the purpose of this group.

First, my name is Leslie, and I am a huge American Idol/Saula fan. (Saula being Simon and Paula, and the hopes of an affair between them.) I will be moderating this group,

Feel free to read my journal at anytime (daisygirl_1315). It's Friends Only, but I will be glad to add you to my FL when you comment.

This community is modeled off of metaquotes. The following are the objective rules for this community which can also be found on the info page:

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